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This is a collection of every voicemail I've received from this website. All email addresses and phone numbers are scrambled.

If you would like to leave me a voicemail you can reach me at (530) 685-9104. (remember... it'll probably end up on the website).
  Date Length Message
       
12-10-2000 0:33 "My name is Brian Burkhut. I am known as the convicts comic. I just completed a very racially charged compact disc that I believe is very commercially viable. I am looking to network, maybe you or someone else that could possibly get me into the right markets. I've been, uh, kinda shunned in hollywood establishments. If you could, give me a call at ... Thanks a lot."
11-30-2000 0:52 "Yo, Joel. This is Joanne calling you, umm, Nigga@... .com, you know I'm sitting here with my, um, my girlfriend, my girlfriend velveta. And we wants ta, we want, we decided we wants ta, umm, ebonify the song my way, from that nigga frank sinatra. And we want yall's help 'cause I know you could do it, yo. Umm, so, uuhh, help okay I know you can do it. Gimme a call if you ever want to. Umm, my address number is ... And um i'll send yall a picture, I got to. okay bye."
11-05-2000 0:47 "Hello. I like ebonics. My name is Angela, my phone number is ... I would like to learn ebonics please so umm.. my phone number is ..."
11-02-2000 0:32 "Hey Joel man, this is Ben. I was just seein what you were up to. Ahh, I thought maybe we would go chill, you know, hit up the crib, I dunno. You know. I dunno know, I was just seeing what you were up to dawg, you know man? Hey gimma a buzz, I'll be here, okay. Hey we're still gonna go surfing next week. Ya man, we gonna do it. I wanna catch a big wave, I dunno man. But just gimma a call man. This is Ben. You have a good, aaight, just gimme a call man, were still on. Why don't we go surfing."
11-02-2000 0:24 "Hey Joel, my name is Kelly. I am calling you to find out what Jabroney means. J A B R O N E Y. Contact me back as soon as you can at ... Bye."
11-01-2000 0:15 "Yes, can you send me information on your ebonics translator. My email address is ... @crackdealer.com."
10-26-2000 0:36 "Yo, dawg. I just called to see if you were, uhh you know, a brother. I get the impression as I go through your webpage that your probably a white boy. And if thats the case, you know, I'm just wondering why you utilizin, ahh, this whole pimp daddy thing, which comes out of our culture to make money. How come you can't talk about vikings or the way the indians got slaughtered, or something. You all got a culture too, man, you know. Anyway I'm out. I just wanted to share those thoughts with you, my psuedo-brother."
10-14-2000 0:51 "Hi, um. I guess this is Joel I'm trying to reach. Um, I like your website and uh. Here's the thing, I'm uh, I write. And I want to know if you could recomend, um, for puertorican website or whatever it is, translator, umm, because I use it sometimes for writing where I, umm, I want a character who speaks slang, like a New York kinda PeurtoRican language or whatever, umm, in english of course but he has that accent. I just, your, your website, actually helped me write for black characters and I was hoping I could find something for spanish. My email is ... or my number is ... My name is ED."
10-06-2000 0:46 "Hi. I got to your, uh, webpage through, um, digital enigma and I don't know what the connection between the two are, but I am trying to reach, uh, someone at digital enigma. Uh, who I met at the hollywood bowl about a week ago at a Brian Wilson concert. Uh, the womans name is Christine, and I didn't catch her husbands name, he's the one that works there. Uh, if you could possibly, uh, direct me, uh, to them I would really appreciate it, uh. My name is Charles Andrews. My number is ... Sorry I don't have any more information than that. But, uh, she did ask me to get in touch through the website and, uh, I didn't find a way to send an email through there. Thank you."
09-22-2000 0:07 "I think ebonics is the stupidest dumest sh*t I've ever heard. Thank you. Have a good day."
09-06-2000 0:12 "Hey, man. I just, I just received a copy of your email site, I think it's phat. And, uh, I just wanted to give props up to you. And uh, made my day. Thank you. bye-bye."
07-25-2000 0:39 "Yah, I saw, I saw your website motherf*ucker. Now I thought that was very ??. Because I speak ebonics fluently and I don't find that funny shit at all. So you best not be doin that no more, you hear me. Oh, and if you want to email me back at ... Thank you very much... that spells ... motherf*ucker ... @excite.com, now I trust you'll be emailing me back motherf*ucker otherwise I'm gonna have to hunt yo ass down."
07-25-2000 1:16 "Yes, good afternoon, Umm, my name is Billy Howard I'm calling from behalf of Minesota in regards to the da ebonics page. Umm, in reading your disclaimer, which I, a person of color really appreciate you putting that on there, um, stating the fact that this is not true ebonics. Umm it's just raised real concerns actually. I work in a hospital and one of the doctors pulled it up and shared it with, um, the clinic. So, I'm just wondering what is the jest of this. Why? I'm assuming you did it for some type of entertainment, um, Joel. But I'm just kinda wondering where you got this from as far as, um, why would you want to do this? Why would you want to, you know, bring this up? You know I mean it's it's it's.. you know at first before I read the disclaimer I was really frustrated and very upset. But again, I appreciate you putting that on there. And, um, if you do have time to call me back I'd appreciate it. I can be reached at ... Thank you very much. Bye"
07-18-2000 0:53 "Hi Joel, my name is Heather. I, Uhmm, Uhh, My friends rambling. We are huge fans of your ebonics webpage and I just went on to sign on and the ebonics site has been moved to a faster server, but it's not telling me what the new address is. So if you could send me an E-Mail, uhhh, my email address is heather.. which is H E A T H E R ... and just um send me a link or a voicemail, I mean not a voicemail or an email, just tell me where the address is so we can spread it around the office. Okay thanks, bye."


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Disclaimer: This website is an Ebonics related entertainment site. This is not real Ebonics. It is mostly slang and what people perceive as Ebonics. View this site in jest. If you think this is actually real Ebonics or believe me to be either racist or promoting Ebonics... then you're an idiot.