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The Bill of Rights


Ebonics:
Amendment I Congress shall make nahh law respectin' an establishment o' religion, or prohibiting da free exercise thereof; or abridging da freedom o' speech, or o' da press; or da right o' da peeps peaceably ta assemble, an' ta petition da da system fo' uh redress o' grievances. Amendment II uh well regulated militia, being necessary ta da security o' uh free state, da right o' da peeps ta keep an' bear arms, shall not be infringed. Amendment III nahh soldier shall, in tyme o' peace be quartered in any crib, without da consent o' da owner, nor in tyme o' war, but in uh manner ta be prescribed by law. Amendment IV da right o' da peeps ta be secure in they persons, houses, papers, an' effects, against unreasonable searches an' seizures, shall not be violated, an' nahh warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, an' particularly describing da place ta be searched, an' da persons or things ta be seized. Amendment V nahh person shall be held ta answer fo' uh capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on uh presentment or indictment o' uh grand jury, except in cases arising in da land or naval forces, or in da militia, when in actual service in tyme o' war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject fo' da same offense ta be twice put in jeopardy o' life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case ta be uh witness against himself, nor be deprived o' life, liberty, or property, without due process o' law; nor shall private property be taken fo' public use, without just compensation. Amendment VI In all criminal prosecutions, da accused shall enjoy da right ta uh speedy an' public trial, by an impartial jury o' da state an' district wherein da crime shall gots been committed, which district shall gots been previously ascertained by law, an' ta be informed o' da nature an' cause o' da accusation; ta be confronted wiff da witnesses against him; ta gots compulsory process fo' obtaining witnesses in his favor, an' ta gots da assistance o' counsel fo' his defense. Amendment VII In suits at common law, where da value in controversy shall exceed tweny bones, da right o' trial by jury shall be preserved, an' nahh fact tried by uh jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court o' da United States, than according ta da rules o' da common law. Amendment VIII Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel an' unusual punishments inflicted. Amendment IX da enumeration in da Constitution, o' certain rights, shall not be construed ta deny or disparage others retained by da peeps. Amendment X da powers not delegated ta da United States by da Constitution, nor prohibited by it ta da states, iz reserved ta da states respectively, or ta da peeps, what 'chew thinking man?.



English:
Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Amendment II A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. Amendment III No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. Amendment IV The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. Amendment V No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. Amendment VI In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense. Amendment VII In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law. Amendment VIII Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. Amendment IX The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Amendment X The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.


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