Voicemails

This is a collection of every voicemail I've received from this website. All email addresses and phone numbers are scrambled.

Date	Length	Message

07-09-2000	0:09	"Hey, umm. This is for Jimmy. Alight, I'm done."
05-24-2000	0:02	Some guy howling into the phone...
05-23-2000	0:06	"Yo wassup B?"
05-22-2000	0:04	"Die Joel. Die."
05-05-2000	0:29	"Whats up Joel, this is Ellie, a new fan of yours. I got a cold so thats probably why i sound kinda funny right now, but anyways. I visited your website right now and I wanted to let you know it's off the hook and keep doin what your doing because it's hella funny and had my laughin so hard I was crying with that ebonics stuff. But, anyways I gotta go now alright. cool."
04-27-2000	0:32	"Hi, Joel. Now you know better than to put a number on a webpage. By the way how many voicemails do you get anyway? My name is Daniel and I work here at IBM in Atlanta. And I was surfing the web based on just sheer ebonics and I came across your page. Nice job, real nice job, Joel. And you have a better day honey. Bye."
04-05-2000	0:15	"Joel, you are so the sht with your webpage man. That is awesome. There's like three of us at work bossin that around, we're fckin around with that all day long man. So I'll translate that for you a little later, okay?"
04-01-2000	0:56	"This message fo' Joel. I be on up to yo web page and I think yo' very racist. And I got your name on here. And we gonna have to do something about this. I'm gonna come down there. I'm wearin a purple pants suit. Ya, I'm gonna have to deal with yous. I'm gonna go talk to ya'll, uhh, network admins... admino... administrators, and uhh. See what de uh, de de de officer of dat site have to say about dat. 'Cause my kids be lookin at the internet and they don't need to know that it's bad to be black. And I just, I aint mad at you but I hope you understand where I'm comin from. And you need to have some respect for my peoples. 'Cause we all don't smoke weed and we do have baby babys. So you, you, you call me back o i'm gonna come see you now."
03-28-2000	0:15	"Hey baby Ally. I just got your number off your site. I just wanted to let you know you've got a great site, and all that. So, have a nice day and i'll talk to you later. You can reach me at area code ... later."
03-20-2000	0:15	"... Yo, watup dawg. I be on yo' site and it be off the hook. Peace out, I gotta bounce."
03-16-2000	0:53	"I absolutely love your website. I've never laughed, laughed harder. Uhh, My name is Greg I'm down here is south florida. I'm actually coming up with, uhh, a kinda funny version of Unix called Ebunix. Umm, where all the commands will be in Ebonics. I wondered if you would be... so willing to... lend me / let me borrow... if I give you credit for your, Umm, ebonics translate.cgi. Umm. I'm gonna send you some email, it's, if you wanna, if you could send me that cgi. I hope it's in Perl. That would be great. It's ... and , uhh, I will be having my, uhh, nee, uhh, U, uhh, U, U. No no no, I'm talking to the guy. I'll have that, uhh, graphics up in just a little bit and I'll give you some credit if you could send me the cgi. Thanks. I'm on the phone."
03-04-2000	0:12	"Hi, my name is Jenna and I just have to tell you you've got a great page. It's hillarious and my and my friends get a kick out of it. Umm, keep up the great work, alight? See yah."
02-29-2000	0:29	"Good evening my name is Paula and I like the ebonic page. It's funny, it's working. I wanted to tell you, keep up the good work, and I can be reached at ... have a nice day."
02-18-2000	0:29	Some guy growling into the phone. Sounds kinda weird.
02-07-2000	0:04	"La, la lala."

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