Clinton Appology Speech

Good evening. (What's up).

This afternoon in this room, from this chair, Itestified before the Office of Independent Counseland the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers
and playa-haters started grillin' me).

I answered their questions truthfully, includingquestions about my private life, questions no
American citizen would ever want to answer.
(They started frontin'about my game and asking
all kinds of foul shit).

Still, I must take complete responsibility for
all my actions, both public and private.
And that is why I am speaking to you tonight.
(I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in
my game. I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin
style tonight).

As you know, in a deposition in January, I was
asked questions about my relationship with
Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally
accurate, I did not volunteer information.
(Awhile back, you nosy mother fuckers wanted
to know if I was hittin'ho-ass Monica's skins.
You did not have any video, so if you want to
believe a 10 ho, then oh well).

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact,
it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse
in judgment and a personal failure on my part
for which I am solely and completely
responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime
dropping Bitch! She was only sucking my jimmiethough. I was stupid for messing with a young
big-mouthed skank........, but don't hate me
because I'm a playa).

But I told the grand jury today and I say to
you now that at no time did i ask anyone to
lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside
of that shit I told punk-ass AG (Al Gore)
to put on gay-ass Starr, Monica and hersnitching friend, I was chill the whole time).

I can only tell you I was motivated by many
factors. First, by a desire to protect myself
from the embarrassment of my own conduct.
(Man look,I heard she was down with what ever.
She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her
around to my boyz in the Senate).

The independent counsel investigation moved on
to my staff and friends, then into my private
life. And now the investigation itself is
under investigation. (Those haters started
sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real
pissed when they tried to make me look like
I'm not real or something. As a matter of
fact their shady asses are on the take anyway).

This has gone on too long, cost too much and
hurt too many innocent people. (Tryin' to hit
me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off
my Crew).

Nothing is more important to me personally.
But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my
family life for my family. It's nobody's
business but ours. (I'm a pimp and playa and
I'm going to be one! Get some business'.
Hillary is chill because I got more than
enough White Water dirt on her ass, that
will get her sent up before I'm outta here).

It is time to stop the pursuit of personal
destruction and the prying into private lifeandget on with our national life. (Quit
harassing me because I'm going to Flossregardless. Just in case y'all forgot untilyou chumps ax me I'm still the shit!)

Now it is time - in fact, it is past time- to move on. (Fuck all y'all, I don'tgive a fuck!)

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